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1. Do you get the punchline of this joke?

   Lotusblossom13 asked: A yankees fan and a redsox fan are driving across a bridge in opposite directions. Well, they wind up crashing into each other. The redsox fan and the yankees fan begin to argue with each other until the yankees fan stops and looks at the redsox fan and... More results like this
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2. Musician Light Bulb Jokes

   How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we have machines to do that now. How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand. How many lead guitarists does it take to change... More results like this
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3. Money Hacks Carnival #58 at Ask Mr Credit Card's Blog

   Money Hacks Carnival #58 was hosted at Ask Mr Credit Card's Blog. Instead of my usual link to participants, I want to highlight the April Fool's jokes instead since they are quite excellent. :-) The “Taco” Liberty Bell In 1996 Taco Bell announced that it had purchased the Liberty Bell.... More results like this
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   UF vs FSU Joke Post

   Q: How do you get an FSU graduate to leave your house? A: You have to pay him for the pizza. Question: How do the Seminoles refer to the elderly? Answer: As Coach Question: What did the FSU Graduate say to the UF Graduate? Answer: Do you want fries with... More results like this
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   Why Oprah's 'Big Give' Television Show Is A Big Joke.

   Sunday night I checked out this ABC show "Oprah's Big Give" that had been getting a lot of attention lately. Seems that the show's premise is simple - two teams are given tasks each week to donate X amount of money, and at the end of the episode someone get's... More results like this
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   Braun Professional Hand Blender

   MR5550CA Multiquick Professional Hand Blender is a great multi-purpose hand held blender. You can use one of the five different speeds to get the desired consistency from your purées. There's also a handy turbo button on the handle that allows you to immediately switch to the highest speed. It has... More results like this
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2. 10 Life Lessons My Grandmother Taught Me

   This is a tribute to my dear grandmother who passed away last Thursday, February 4th, at the age of 91. She was an amazing woman who made this world a better place during her time here. My grandmother never verbally gave me any advice on life, but instead she provided... More results like this
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   Google shows off Chrome OS tablet ideas

   [/caption] By Stephen Shankland - CNN Tech Who could resist the months of hype that paved the way for Apple's iPad debut last week? Apparently not Google, which has shown its interest in tablet computing with its browser-based Chrome OS. On Monday, Glen Murphy, a user interface designer for Google's... More results like this
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4. Diets for quick weight loss - is that your choice?

   The theory of having body weight off immediately is definitely seductive for most people. Particularly in the time of the hotter season, nobody really wants to take along all over this excess weight. Wishing weight to loss with standard diet programs is usually making us incredibly dull and bothersome. On... More results like this
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5. Then pros and Palm Toshiba TG01 iPhone to fall l' étagère?

   When we become ourselves that of World Congress mobile 09 approach two telephones with weighting, for with a groà Ÿ in feeling in the branch, both l' objective, on iPhone on a proper play to take. Tokens a sight on the two competitors, and let us ask that it be... More results like this
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1. Looking For Knowledge And Tips About Electric Fireplace -- Read This Post .

   In fact, any fireplace is just perfect gadget for the winter period of time that would provide your home with warmth and coziness. Admittedly, there is no need to sit near this fireplace in order to keep yourself warm thanks to the fact that they, actually, make our home place... More results like this
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2. Left elbow injuries, but plays right handed tennis?

   I've started to experience pain in my left elbow when I bend it inward towards my body, but the weird thing is, I don't even use it when I play tennis. I have a one-handed forehand and a one-handed backhand, both using my right hand. I've never experienced any pain... More results like this
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3. 14 Quick Ways To Raise Cash

   In the days before emergency funds are fully established there will come a time when you need to generate some quick cash.  In a worst case scenario you may need the cash to pay a utility bill, a medical bill, or even your mortgage.  In a real emergency, every little... More results like this
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4. Extreme Home Makeover Could Be Most Wasteful Show On TV.

   A few weeks ago while flipping channels, I caught a few minutes of ABC's Extreme Home Makeover TV show. I will admit that when the show first started years ago, I did watch a few episodes as it was kind of interesting and heart warming. But I quickly got bored... More results like this
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5. Tips For Shopping Black Friday And Cyber Monday

   Can you believe it's the middle of November already?!? Know what that means?  Yeah, seeing family and overeating on Thanksgiving.  Know what else?  Black Friday and Cyber Monday shopping deals! These two days have turned into crazy whirlwinds of shopping and sales.  Do your homework and you can score some... More results like this
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